the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults
why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

Nope nope nope. Things CAN get lost or stuck up your butt. So if you’re using a sex toy in your anus, make sure that it has a flared base so you can safely take it back out.
fuck. thanks, planned parenthood
playing smash bros in weird places: the photoset
they were taking gaming on the go before the switch, good on them




